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Nawasak na ko by 21%!

  • Apr. 7th, 2009 at 8:55 AM

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then re-post as your __% Virgin. Lowest number u have the more you've done! after you are done tag 6 random friends so they can take this quiz!

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. gotten/given a handjob.
8. gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
so far: -2


11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
so far: -2

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.
so far: -2

31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
so far: -2

41. Made Out.
42. Laughed so hard you cried..
43. Cried yourself to sleep..
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself.'
46. Shot a gun'
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die..
so far: -1

51. Watched a person die.'
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.'
55. Snuck into someones room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.'
so far: -2

61. Avoided somebody..
62. Been stalked..
63. Stalked someone..
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument..
66. Ridden a horse..
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped..
69. Ding dong ditched somebody..
70. Been to a wild party
so far: -3

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls..
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush..
75. Got arrested.'
76. Been pregnant.'
77. Babysat..
78. Been to another country..
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
so far: -2

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.'
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day..
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
so far: -1

91. Been mistaken for a teacher.'
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.'
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.'
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
so far: -4

TOTAL: -21

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It's hard to be a loser....

  • Mar. 24th, 2009 at 7:54 AM

For this week, I really felt like I was some big fat loser. Yes, a loser. And I meant it the literal sense. Why? Here are the reasons....


1. Dota losing streak.....


Damn! everytime I play with my group Dota, I always end up being the feeder and the weakest. Modesty aside, from one of the hot shots of our group, I am now a bonafide loser. I think it is due to the fact that we changed our habitual mode from -ap to -ar which kind of sucks. If I can't get to use the hero I like, I end up losing my gusto for the game.


2. Award-less

At first I was just ok not getting the award I have hoped for, no not award but more of a privilege. Even if I know a lot of unknowing people voted for me, the votes didn't count because the basis are 30% activities and 70% grades. Bummer. But that didn't even bother me until then.

So one day, my nightmare comes. My rival back then in UNO-R in terms of grades and in ter ms of co-curricular ctivities. He also was the first one to drop me out of my top 1 rank in the batch from grades1-3. Now, he and his fans' club are questioning me if I got any award for graduation ( I think he is still trying to do battle with me). Holy Cow, now this is where I got ashamed. He got lots of awards and graduated a valedictorian and here I am in 0th honorable mention and no distinction awards of any kind.

Now, this made me feel like a loser because losing to my rival means agony for me. I felt like being crucified saying to him that I got no award. (I can't lie since he can check the records office for it and even attend my Grad....that's how stiff of a competition this means to him!)



Closing Words:

It's really bad to lose not just on one aspect but on all sides of the spectrum.

Tsk3x

  • Mar. 22nd, 2009 at 11:18 AM

OMG I didn't know that we would still have on more good grooming check-up before Graduation so I had no choice but to have my haircut. Shucks, I've always wanted to grow my hair uber long for summer while taking up guitar lessons. Sigh

I will really miss my long hair. Huhuhu It had me 3 months to grow it.

Chikka Minute.....(A Must Read for 11E!)

  • Mar. 3rd, 2009 at 9:05 AM

Foreword:

The Person? X I am naming in this blog is someone you may know. He is 11E and an ex-lieutenant of Alpha 3 and that's all the clues I will give you. :) Also, this just came from some reliable yet shady witness.


Let's get down to Business:

I have heard countless times from this Person? X that he will not be arround for our class retreat and that's this Sunday. Well, the reason may be that his relatives would like for him to return to Manila ASAP. That's right as soon as possible. So this may mean that he will have some sort of dramatic escape from us. Leaving from us without a trace. I don't know of this is true. This is just mere conjecture. But if it is, I hope that we can make up with him seeing that he will be parting ways with us in a short while.

My Digital Excuse Letter

  • Mar. 1st, 2009 at 1:36 PM

Sorry my classmates for being absent today. I had some sort of Insomnia and can't sleep for the night. By that alone, you can tell that I will be very tired if I even have a hell of a plan to go to school tomorrow. I cannot be there late, just like what Nigel does, because I cannot risk a B- in deportment.

As proof of this, look at the time I wrote this blog. It goes to show that I am not sleepy at all. Fuck. I want to go to the last day in HS.

My Digital Excuse Letter

  • Mar. 1st, 2009 at 1:36 PM

Sorry my classmates for being absent today. I had some sort of Insomnia and can't sleep for the night. By that alone, you can tell that I will be very tired if I even have a hell of a plan to go to school tomorrow. I cannot be there late, just like what Nigel does, because I cannot risk a B- in deportment.

As proof of this, look at the time I wrote this blog. It goes to show that I am not sleepy at all. Fuck. I want to go to the last day in HS.


No he is NOT DEAD. Fallen Brother means a batchmate who moved away and didn't graduate with us. Gets? I just made that title to attract people ya know what I mean? hehe. Oh I think you my batchmates haven't forgotten this guy. I guess I just would like to share this to you people....and as part of my year end blog.....


My Oral Defense Fetish....

  • Feb. 28th, 2009 at 12:00 PM

Foreword:

Before I post this blog of my mine I just want to say to all of you if I am being too insensitive to some of you with my blog post but pls this is not meant to scorn you or to brag to you. This is honestly how I felt....So in short sorry for any emotional disturbances I may cause towards you. Again SORRY.


Let's get to the Point:

Last week we had our Oral Defense. To be honest, I really had so much fun during that time. Answering one question after the other, it was the best "ender" of my HS life in all honesty. And not to brag but with Sir Jastia and Ms Tina as panels, they threw some really good questions and answering them was so much fun. Pointing my finger at their faces and saying "in-your-face" objections. It was really fun. I've always loved debating and this was the best. Hahahaha

I guess this started when I got to see my father doing some cross-examinations before with real criminals and the way he debates with the lawyer, it was really a sight to see and this is where I got inspired in debating.

But the defense had a bad ending boy oh boy. I was about to say " I cannot let you get away with this Ms. Tina!!!" at the top of my lungs but she stopped the argument and proceeded for our final remarks.  In the end, two hanging questions ("cheap=ineffective/unfair and the "you did the experiment only twice") were not answered by us due to time contraint and I would've loved if it was extened by giving us an extra 20 minutes. Well, that's that I guess.THE END


ALSO, I HAVE TO REITERATE,

I AM ULTRA, SUPER, DUPER VERY SORRY IF THIS BLOG CAUSED ANY EMOTIONAL INSTABILITY WITHIN YOU.

I don't wanna go to school anymore.....

  • Feb. 10th, 2009 at 10:03 PM

Shit!

Too many things happening at school that I don't wanna go there anymore. The reason I am absent now. I felt like blogging about all the shit I have been through the past week. Argh!, I hate school so much. Here are my reasons why...


1. Cebu-Bohol Trip Project

Our group haven't yet passed our project. This all started last week where we heard from the "leader" of the other group that we will do our project next week.

But the FUCKING thing is, one member from the other group made his own stupid little project keeping a secret that he had passed it. Now our group managed to hear about it only from the deadline and we were shocked that this retarded person didn't include our names because he said that we didn't have our faces there. The question is "Why didn't he consult us?" We could've given our pictures on the dot. I felt really fucking betrayed.

And of all my group, I was the one who became the most miserable because of this antic because I was the one who encouraged our group to go with them. Now my groupmates are mad at me and not at that fucking dumb shit of a retard person. With this, I have no enthusiasm whatsoever to pass the project. SHIT!

This will now warrant me a line of 7 in Filipino and guess what? the other member of the group said that it's okay since we have the same grounds. Fuck, he couldn't bring me down to his level. I worked hard in the exams for my 104 over 120 score just to cross the line of 80 and I lost failed because of this. SHIT!


2. I lost important school supplies.

Now here is another unfortunate event which happened to me that had some sort of "connection" with the first one. Here are some of those I lost...


a. Calculator

Fuck dumb shit, in a hurry to consult my groupmates of the project, I FORGOT my fucking calculator at our classroom. (My groupmates are from another class) And that cost a ton, for me, and it is pretty sad since my parents most likely will not buy me a new one because that's the my third calculator already. The first got screwed and the second got lost. Now this is shit...

b. My Physics Book

Ah my secret pride and joy got lost because I was so engrossed playing Dota that I forgot that I had placed my book at some place and I never retrieved it back and went home. And when I was half-way to home, I realized that my book was missing so I TRIED to go back but I TRUSTED the people there that they won't take such stupid book since they had no use for it.

But the sad part is that it is now gone forever. Some stupid person with no life took it. Now I think that without my book, my grade in Physics would get low...(Just like what happened to my THE)


Conclusion

Now I guess that the jig is up and my classmates now know why I was absent. But I guess this won't count because that will most likely be our last PPA since 4th Quarter is so busy and Ms. Doris cannot allow another PPA for us even if we may complete the stars.But I am sorry my classmates at 11E, for my stupid problems you didn;t get a PPA star today.

And I hope my calculator is still there and not tampered by anyone. I still have hope since I am that optimistic or naive. Well whatever.

Anyways...Classmates......I hope you'se can forgive me......

I can't face my groupmates, my grades and all. I guess the Happy-Go-Lucky me just got down the drain. =(

Rest in Peace, Sony PSP

  • Jan. 25th, 2009 at 7:25 AM

Goodbye, Sony PSP

We barely knew ye

Whatever happened to the PSP? The device that Sony once touted as "the Walkman for the 21st century" is fast disappearing from popular consciousness, and if you believe the rumors circulating just three-and-a-half years after its launch, it's up for a major rethink in 2009.

Over the crucial month of November, the Nintendo DS shifted a jaw-dropping 1.5 million units in the US alone (up 20% from last year) while the PSP languished, managing just 421,000 sales -- actually down 27%, in what was in general a tremendously strong month for video games.

Even the software support is eroding. Despite the PSP's healthy install base of around 13 million consumers, only six 2008 PSP releases scored better than 80% on review aggregating site gamerankings.com, compared with 16 on the DS. There's a good reason for that: nobody's making PSP games, because outside of one or two hits like this year's Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core, nobody's buying them. That's only going to worsen when the superheavyweight Grand Theft Auto series (previously exclusive to the PSP on handhelds) releases its first DS title early next year.

In a lot of ways, it's a shame. The PSP is a far more capable hardware platform than the DS. It's a phone, a portable music player, a pocket-sized movie device, a mobile web browser, and when paired with a Playstation 3, a remarkably capable remote control for the system, capable of streaming music and movies from a PS3 over the Internet to wherever you happen to be.

Time to put this gaming warhorse out to pasture?

Next to it, the DS looks like a product of another age. It's barely capable of 3D, let alone delivering a suite of mobile applications of the PSP's caliber. Not, in fact, unlike the contrast between the Playstation 3 (modern, immensely powerful, and pricey) and the Wii (underpowered, basic, and cheap.) Oh, and phenomenally successful. The parallels you can draw between Sony and Nintendo's offerings go deep.

But then, set the PSP next to the iPhone or iPod Touch, the year's other big winner in portable gaming, and the PSP's hardware design suddenly looks old hat. Where's the touchscreen? What are all these buttons for? What on earth is the point of this useless analog nub of a joystick? And why, in an age when flash memory is so cheap it practically comes in Cheerios boxes, are we still stuck with a huge, bulky, slow, and noisy optical drive? If you're going to compete by offering a powerful hardware platform, you actually need to outperform the competition. As the iPhone steps into the portable gaming ring, it's already got the PSP on the ropes.

Guess what, Sony: Apple already made the Walkman of the 21st century, and you missed the boat.

Still confused about my career *sigh*

  • Jan. 19th, 2009 at 9:07 PM

Barely three months left and I will now graduate from high school, but still, there is still one small problem. I don't know what career I would go in. I am torn between being a Forensic Scientist and a Lawyer (a Prosecutor to be exact), and the same conundrum still applies...the battle between a job with a high amount of pay to a job which matches my interests.


1. Lawyer

I really would like to be a lawyer for some reasons most especially because it is my interest. But the problem is, dad told me that being a prosecutor just gets 20,000 pesos a month which is barely low for a professional holding two Bachelor degrees. Also, since my family will migrate, they don't want me to go back to this wretched (according to them) place just to study again and enter the legal industry which has a low salary.


2. Forensic Scientist

Here is a job which interests me but this doesn't match my enthusiasm with being a lawyer. Sure at first I just want this job to add a more "scientific" approach to  gathering evidence but ever since my mom saw how gargantuan of a salary this job has, she insisted that I will just practice this job there because it has high amount of salary, not to mention that I will be with my family if I would just practice this.



So I am still in a middle of a daze. Someone please give me tips and enlighten me.

Still confused about my career *sigh*

  • Jan. 19th, 2009 at 9:06 PM

Barely three months left and I will now graduate from high school, but still, there is still one small problem. I don't know what career I would go in. I am torn between being a Forensic Scientist and a Lawyer (a Prosecutor to be exact), and the same conundrum still applies...the battle between a job with a high amount of pay to a job which matches my interests.


1. Lawyer

I really would like to be a lawyer for some reasons most especially because it is my interest. But the problem is, dad told me that being a prosecutor just gets 20,000 pesos a month which is barely low for a professional holding two Bachelor degrees. Also, since my family will migrate, they don't want me to go back to this wretched (according to them) place just to study again and enter the legal industry which has a low salary.


2. Forensic Scientist

Here is a job which interests me but this doesn't match my enthusiasm with being a lawyer. Sure at first I just want this job to add a more "scientific" approach to  gathering evidence but ever since my mom saw how gargantuan of a salary this job has, she insisted that I will just practice this job there because it has high amount of salary, not to mention that I will be with my family if I would just practice this.



So I am still in a middle of a daze. Someone please give me tips and enlighten me.

The Reason Why 3rd Quarter is So Hard....

  • Jan. 11th, 2009 at 1:02 AM

The Reason?

One Word : Filipino


Filipino is a motherfucking piece of fucking shit as a subject. It is not just shit...it's the shit of shit. I don't know of any more subject which annoys me more than Filipino and the El Filibustersimo. Physics, Math and even English are just little things compared to the nuisance, pain and agony brought about by this goddamn piece of fucking shit called El Filibusterismo.

I really think that it's fucking pointless to study piece of shit. The only reason why it's included in the curriculum is that our teachers want us to appreciate Philippines literature, but isn't that what we do in our 8th grade English classes? Why not just make this a home reading report or so? So stupid.

The lesson plan is also retarded. Reading first the "Buod" or the summary before the actual chapters means a fucking waste of time since the buod already puts into consideration all the important points of the story. So why would I have the enthusiasm to read the chapters since that I am spoiled already because of the buod?

Ugh I really hate Filipino 3rd Quarter.


Women, with their infinite charm have been the source of war among men, like Menelaeus and Paris. For some men, women are more important than anything in this world and even the world like in Mark Antony's case. Even in our present case, many men my age are trying to get women to date for kiss-and-tell or other purposes.

But really, it looks like I have no interest for such right now and I have reasons for it. Number one, I think girls are all but hard to fund, like everyday you have to pay her lunch, snacks and other miscellaneous expenses just for the sake of making her stick with you.

Two, losing them would mean useless to all the money you invested on her with all the said expenses. They are just like they are portfolio investments. With the money I have wasted, I could've just bought something useful for it than losing it in such expenditure.

I guess with these philosophy, I will hardly ever gonna fall in love. Also said in my personality test that rational and economical (kuripot) as I am, I will hardly gonna fall in love. Hahahaha Well let me just wait and see Hahahaha


It is said on the Revelation that a America will fall because of an anti-Christ president and Europe will rise into power and where the great anti-Christ will rise into power. Funny because I have seen in a lot of blogs about Obama being an anti-Christ. Seriously though, I cannot still say much about the issue but if that is true then Obama may be the one said in the Bible, and because of his socialist policies, USA will be stripped of its place in the market and Europe will rise.

Though, no European country is no. 2 but Japan. Japan still is growing stronger and stronger so having Obama be the anti-Christ would be preposterous. Though, I have seen a POSSIBLE event which will destroy Japan and this is why I placed Melamine in my blog title.

Chinese milk products now are remaining unsold because of the milk scare happening in Asia and perhaps...even the whole world. Not only milk products though are being positive with Melamine. Now dog food, corned beef and all other Chinese food products are being scrutinized if there is Melamine on them.

Now here's the fun part, if China will face more and more inflations after the other, they will most likely target other countries to loot some stuff. Also, having the most number of population around the world, China is always ready to wage war with other countries. They may even try to attack Japan if time allows since they are the only ones who have the reason and time to this but really, I still cannot say. These are all just predictions of what is said in the Revelations. Now, if these are correct - like if they'll be - life will get....intense. I don't want to live during this time. T_T


This happened just recently on my way home from school. 4 robbers are trying to steal Nigel's cam and my laptop but good that I was cautious that I was able to scare (lol) them off the jeepney.

Here's the story...

When the jeepney was still at the boarding area they made their plan. They made 2 of them sit at the last part were there's easy access and the two others as those in the front to steal the stuff. My guess is that the two seated at the back were those which will run if they will be caught stealing stuff since they have easy exit access.

Now the jeep was mobilized and they kind of plan to put there bags over my bags to cover what they are doing. Good thing that I though of getting something from my bag so they placed their bag away and their plan was spoiled. The boy next to me told me that the others signal to incapacitate or KO me but they stopped the process since it would only resort to a commotion.

Next, they desperately switched into another person to steal from. They do not know that the others were already so suspicious of them. They also even tried to drop their change intended to drop the woman's guard. Good thing that she placed her bag far away. Now, knowing that they have no chance to steal something or anything from us, they just left the jeepney hastily and in a state of confusion.

Well even if they stole one of our stuff the jeepney driver said that we will just yell when they will run and he will put the car on reverse to hit them hard (I wished this would've happened - it would be nice )

So lessons learned? always ask your parents to fetch you after school! bleh!

Highlights turn me on?!

  • Oct. 6th, 2008 at 12:31 PM

I really wonder why. I have a big fascination for girls which have nice highlights in their hair haha. It really started with this girl I saw back in Bob's and I can't help but stare at her hair and everytime she looks at me she wonders why the hell I am looking at her hair haha. She had nice brown highlights with her black hair such a good color combination nuff said haha.

I guess this kind of fascination is unstereotypical. This really is kinda new and when I told my friends this they were so surprised. They were  making me decide to pick a girl in a lingerie or one with highlights but I chose the highlights one hahaha. I really am that weird really O_o



THIS IS SO STUPID

*CASE CLOSED*

Some of my Unsophisticated Quotes

  • Sep. 25th, 2008 at 7:53 AM

"Love is a four letter alibi of women to drain us of our money."

"If I will someday be broken up by someone I love, I won't cry because I lost her but I'll cry because she wasted 60% of my %#@$-ing allowance."

"Every malevolent action you do has an equal and opposite reaction otherwise known as eternal damnation"

"There's no such thing as love at first sight but just lust at first sight"

"Absence of evidence doex not mean evidence of absence"





But wait! There's more to come! I'll just try to update this as much as I could.

Shoudl've...Would've...Could've

  • Sep. 19th, 2008 at 8:32 AM

Naka SL pa ko tani! ahay ah. Just for ONE Subject with a 1 POINT DIFFERENCE just because of ONE ASSIGNMENT is such a big bullshit on my part. The subject? you may have guessed it...it's Filipino.

Hahaha 84 on Filipino was such a pain since it stopped all my chances for an SL (I don't an SL anyway ). The Assignment I was talking about is the Sulating Pangwakas. It is because I was slacking off the whole night with our assignment of that business letter thingy and that I would just do it tomorrow; but, I just realized in the morning that I have a posting schedule today! I had no time to work on this silly Business Letter so the Filipino period came and I gotten relaxed thinking that this is just a 15% of the grade anyway and then, Ms Guotana asked us to write it in the Sulating Pangwakas so I had nothing to do that time justb relaxing and thinking of my appointment at Marby's after dismissal.

Hahahaha, in this world, timing is very important hahaha stupid me! I need a facepalm *slaps himself* now that's better!

Why so Serious-er?

  • Sep. 5th, 2008 at 6:52 AM

Well the content which you will find here are those the same as to Jairus' previous blog but this is worse. The teachers are now going gaga over this stupid PAASCU accreditation by molding us into complete hypocrites when we are forced to sit in class like mind controlled drones.

Now with all those silly PAASCU stuff, the school has not payed attention to our needs. Me and Anna braved storms and trampled flowers just to join that one since La Salle sen the endorsement mail late to Panay news, what the f***. As the father of Anna says, "Wala gid na pulos ang La Salle".

We have now about 2 ,and an upcoming PPA, unused since the teachers won't really allow us to have a PPA before PAASCU at the range of 2 months.

It would be better for La Salle to have this PAASCU impromptu so that the PAASCU will give suggestions for the school to be better. Here I would like to reminisce the value of spontaniety as Ms. Tina as says.

Okay schoolmates? Let us brave this stupid milestone of the school. We don't have a choice do we?

Have a nice day and WTF guys...